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Tuesday, 04 November 2008

  • I Voted Today, BUT...

    first, I broke the voting machine! And it was still broken when Charles voted a couple hours later.
    All I did was put the card in, read the instructions and touched the NEXT button.  The screen said 'Loading Ballot, Please Wait', so I waited and waited and waited 'til the screen said  'caution, this machine has been inactive too long...' then a RESUME button came on so I touched that and the stupid thing locked up. I guess I should have asked for the paper.   Only  1,467 days (Nov. 6, 2012) until the next presidential election!



Tuesday, 09 September 2008

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Tuesday, 02 September 2008

  • Mammogram Time Again.

    Yearly mammogram this morning.

    Mammogram Breasts   ___ ___


    For years and years they told me, be careful of your breasts don’t ever squeeze or bruise them. & Give them monthly tests. So I heeded all their warnings, & protected them by law. Guarded them very carefully, & I always wore my bra. After 30 years of astute care, my gyno said let’s get a Mammogram.  "O.K.," I said, "Let’s do it."  "Stand up here real close" she said, (She got my boob in line), "And tell me when it hurts," she said.  "Ah yes! Right there, that's fine." She stepped upon a pedal I could not believe my eyes! A plastic plate came slamming down, my knockers in a vice, my skin was stretched and mangled, from underneath my chin. My poor boob was being squashed, To Swedish Pancake thin. Excruciating pain I felt, within its vice-like grip. A prisoner in this vicious thing, my poor defenseless tit! "Take a deep breath" she said to me, who does she think she's kidding? My chest is mashed in her machine, and woozy I am getting. "There, that's good," I heard her say (The room was slowly swaying.) "Now, let's have a go at the other one." Have mercy, I was praying. It squeezed me from both up and down; it squeezed me from the side. I'll bet SHE'S never had this done to HER tender little hide. Next time they make me do this, I will request a blindfold. I have no wish to see again; my knockers getting steam rolled. If I had no problem when I came in, I surely have one now. If there had been a cyst in there, it would have gone "ker-pow!"
    This machine was created by a man, of this, I have no doubt I'd like to stick his balls in there, and see how THEY come out.

            Smile!

Tuesday, 05 August 2008

  • Dang!!!

    Where the heck have I been?  I just realized how long it's been since I've posted anything.  It's probably because nothing interesting goes on here.

    Charles has been working and going to class.  Charlie's been working and traveling (North Carolina and Georgia).  He's home now for a few weeks. Me, nothing much.  Blood pressure and asthma/allergies are pretty much under control now.  Cholesterol is another matter, but, I'm working on it. 

    Has anyone tried Alli ? I want to try it but not sure with the cholesterol meds. It's about time I did something with this "Baby-Weight" I've been lugging around for 20 yrs.

    I have been to a couple Red Hat functions. Dinner at Shorty's and a pot-luck lunch/pool party.
    We have a luncheon in Fremont in a couple weeks which should be fun.  If we want we can pick an era between the 20's - 80's and wear clothes from that era.  My neighbor picked the 50's and I'm going with the 20's. (A middle-aged flapper?) Now all I have to do is make my dress before the 16th.  After that  I'm making hat pins and earrings for the craft table at the luncheon our Chapter is hosting in November.

    That's all for now! 



Sunday, 22 June 2008

  • Got up too Early

    Was at the airport before 8:00 this morning.  Unfortunately, I didn't get much sleep last night.
    Charlie picked up a car from Hertz and is now on his way to Atlanta for the week.  I, on the other hand, am going to take a nap in the recliner for a bit.

Wednesday, 04 June 2008

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    • Name: Ilona
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    • Birthday: 3/5/1950
    • Gender: Female
    • Member Since: 2/10/2006

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  • I have survived ! I made it into the 21st Century! I'm a SURVIVOR of Breast Cancer! Still dancing with N.E.D.

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